🙋🏻‍♂️ Hellooooo!

Yes, that’s an emoji so it must be something weird going on, right? Yep. So we’ll have some emoji fun (for a writer I use emojis far too much in messages and on social media 🧑🏻‍💻so I suppose it’s inevitable they would make a weird appearance at some point here).

I had issues arise last Saturday and when talking to the nurse line 💉 of my insurance company 💵💰she urged me to call the paramedics.🚑 This is a suggestion I despise with an incalculable intensity. 🖕🏼🖕🏼 I knew my symptoms meant because of my two previous strokes 🧠 they’d say just to be safe…go to the hospital.🏥

And they did. 😡

I had a very attractive (brunette!) nurse. 💍🤰🏻She wasn’t but that’s where my mind went. 😍 I was given a cat scan ⚠️📵

The ER doctor 👨🏻‍⚕️ said no stroke🧠 so I wouldn’t be dying shortly ⚰️🪦🧟‍♂️

But said I needed to get a few days of rest. 🛌 The hospital paid for my ride home 🚕 and I left without the brunette(!) nurses phone number 🙅🏻‍♀️🫩

So my Tuesday and Friday deep dives 🫪😵‍💫🥱 will be returning in the order I previously listed on Tuesday the 26th.

I’ll see you then. 🫡